The Peoples Cube :: Official May Day Address 2007

"Annual Transmission to Toiling Masses on occasion of May 1st International Workers' Solidarity Day
Delivered by Laika the Space Dog, Member of Politburo, Friend of Progressive People
Workers, peasants, and the unwashed toiling intelligentsia! < prolonged applause >
Congratulations on surviving another glorious year of Revolution! This year we witnessed the collapse of the Republican Capitalist voting system! For the first time since 1994 no voting irregularities were reported in the mainstream media. The record turnout of dead voters, whom we like to call 'necro-proxies of progress' has given the Democratic Socialists an absolute mandate to do whatever they damn well please in both The House of Representatives and The Senate. The absolutist rule of the Democratic majority shall bury the silly idea of a 'republic' once and for all. Oh yes! We will bury you!
< Slams podium with shoe >"

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