Better Off Fred?::By Jonah Goldberg
"Here are just a few little-known facts about Fred Thompson:
- Every night before going to sleep, Osama bin Laden checks under his bed for Fred Thompson.
- Though Fred Thompson left the Senate in 2003, Harry Reid still hasn't stopped wetting his pants."
- Fred Thompson once ended a filibuster by ripping out a Senator's heart and showing it to him before he died.
- Only two things can kill Superman: Kryptonite and Fred Thompson.
- Fred Thompson once stood on our south border and glared at Mexico. There was no illegal immigration for a month.
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