America -- Almost Certainly Doomed by Mac Johnson
Tonight I drove my butt out to Durham, New Hampshire and attended the Fox News “First in The Fall” GOP Presidential Debate. I did this for you, the reader, who couldn’t be there because it was way the heck out in Durham, New Hampshire.
Sure I could’ve simply watched it on TV just like you, the reader, but I wanted to be able to deduct the mileage on my taxes. Also, my “limited access” press pass entitled me to enter the “Spin Room” after the debate, where I could theoretically ask the candidates direct questions and where (more importantly) I might end up in the background of a TV report, thus thrilling my mother and providing photographic proof that I am entitled to deduct the mileage on my taxes.
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