Where's "None-of-the-Above"? By Mark Steyn

President McCain? Or Queen Hillary? Henry Kissinger said about the Iran/Iraq war that it’s a shame they both can’t lose. Conservatives have a slightly different problem: It’s a shame that neither of them will lose – that, regardless of who takes the oath come January ’09, the harmonious McCain-Clinton consensus policies on illegal immigration and Big Government solutions to global warming will prevail. Where’s Neither-Of-The-Above when you need him?

Alas, the only Neither-Of-The-Above in the offing is New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, whose candidacy would shake things up only insofar as we’d all suddenly be demanding: Okay, where’s None-Of-The-Above when you need him? Mayor Bloomberg is a former Democrat, former Republican, and current Independent, if by “Independent” you mean “Man who agrees with the conventional wisdom on illegal immigration, global warming, health care, and everything else.”

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