You Da Man! by Mac Johnson

"Are you an angry anti-American Marxist displaced by the fall of communism and the end of the cold war? Are you a depressed apocalyptic turtleneck wearer in need of an atheist Armageddon to tout? Are you tired of speaking for the proletariat only to have them tell you to “shove it?”
Well then, the answer to your problems is here! In a remarkable coincidence, this Sunday is not only Vladimir Lenin’s birthday, it’s also Earth Day! And the new “Green” movement is accepting all the debris of Marxism’s collapse NO QUESTIONS ASKED! Enlist now and receive a free “Che Speaks for The Trees!” t-shirt made from 100% organic fair-trade free-range cotton.
Yes, just like a disgraced corporation changing its name and logo and then re-emerging to sell the same old crap under a new trademark, all of Europe and North America’s assorted anti-capitalist, anti-American, anti-Western luddites and looneys have regrouped under a new banner. Furl the red flag and mute the “Internationale,” it’s time to go green and sing “Kumbaya!” instead."

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