Obama Finally Releases Details Plans for His Presidency Satire By Jeremy Robb
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Often criticized for being long on rhetoric and short on policy, Barack Hussein Obama finally released a detailed plan outlining his policies if he were elected president.
"No one can say I am shallow and running on a campaign slogan," said Obama. "I have now outlined specific plans for all of the key areas that a president will need to address as he faces the world."
Obama's detailed plans are as follow:
Healthcare: I will formulate a policy that brings hope and belief to the uninsured. We're going to make a change that will allow the poor to believe in hope and have hope for a believable future. This believable hopeful future will be a change from today and from the past and focus on the future. And it will happen by only taking money from the very wealthiest in our society who should contribute more. Those making over $75,000 per year.
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